iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

Anonymous asked: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

clannyphantom:

mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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